After tying Patrick Roy for most wins by a goalie at 551, Martin Brodeur lets slip that he still has posters of Roy up in his bedroom and then tries to brush it off saying, “I like him, but not that much”. Martin, there’s nothing wrong with the posters and Patrick Roy pajamas. In fact there is a False Gods contributor (who shall remain unnamed) still playing with his Martin Brodeur doll.
Glove Side!
- Coach Mitch Mitchel
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OK, so not to gush like a salmon-shouldered fanboy or anything but, like, did you guys see the Canucks-Devils game last night?
Listen buddy, I know it’s been a while, but we need to talk. You don’t seem yourself lately, what with the losing record and the 3.51 goals-against average and the .865 save percentage. You even say yourself you can’t stand to look at your stats right now. Good God, man, Kevin Weekes is outplaying you.
So what gives? Too much Delissio pizza? Nervous about moving into a new building? Having a hard time getting the sister-in-law to break a piece off? What, Marty, what?
OK, look, whatever it is, I want you to know I’m here for you. You want to go for beers? I’m in. Golf? you got it. Shoulder to cry on? It’s all yours, pal. Maybe you just want to come over and talk, and I can show you my Todd McFarlane action figures of you, and you can sign my copy of Hockey Goaltending, the book you wrote the foreword to.
I mean, we gotta do something here. You have to snap out of it, man. There’s no way you’re going to beat that douchebag Patrick Roy’s records at this rate.
Sincerely,
The Sieve
Steve Yzerman, Brian Leetch, Brett Hull, Luc Robitaille and (yes you) Lou Lamarillo are ON THE KWAN - AND - inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame.
