Posts Tagged ‘crap with feet’

Crap with feet: Jordin Tootoo

Friday, March 7th, 2008

So the Canucks are beating the Predators 6-2 Thursday night. There’s barely a minute left, and Nashville’s Jordin Tootoo decides he’s going to board Vancouver’s Aaron Miller. Then, when Luc Bourdon goes after Tootoo, he cross-checks Bourdon in the face and starts punching with his gloves on. (For more of Jordin Tootoo’s classiness, click here or here.)

I guess when you’re a joke as a hockey player, that’s what you have to resort to. And when you’re a joke of a franchise, you keep giving a piece of shit like this a paycheque.

- The Sieve

Crap with feet: Ilya Kovalchuk

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

Atlanta Thrashers star Ilya Kovalchuk was thrown out of Tuesday night’s 4-0 loss to the New York Rangers after he left his feet to throw a hit from behind on Rangers defenceman Michael Rozsival.

“I just tried to finish my check, and he kind of turned right before I tried to hit him,” Kovalchuk said after the game.

Doesn’t look he turned at the last second to me. The interesting thing, of course, will be seeing what sort of suspension, if any, Colin Campbell and his Wheel of Justice come up with, given that Kovalchuk isn’t a third- or fourth-line goon.

UPDATE: There’s that question answered – Kovalchuk will sit for one game. To ease the pain of such a harsh sentence, Colin Campbell has offered to come over and do Ilya’s laundry, maybe cook some dinner and wash his dishes for him. You know, just help out in any way he can.

- The Sieve

Source

—————-
Now playing: TV On The Radio – Hours
via FoxyTunes

30 games? Meh.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

simon_chris_fg.jpg

New York Islanders forward Chris Simon was handed a 30-game suspension Wednesday, the longest in NHL history, for stomping on the leg of Penguins pest Jarkko Ruutu.

(more…)

Crap with feet: Chris Simon

Monday, December 17th, 2007

Only 26 games after returning from a 25-game suspension for whacking Ryan Hollweg in the face with his stick, Islanders forward Chris Simon was at it again on Saturday. I won’t bother to explain it – you can watch it for yourself.

Anybody want to bet on how long his suspension will be?

- The Sieve

—————-
Now playing: The Hold Steady – Stuck Between Stations
via FoxyTunes

Are they finally listening?

Friday, September 28th, 2007

mcammond_fg.jpg

Our disdain for the NHL’s refusal to crack down on headhunting is well-documented. But it looks like that’s changing this year, as league disciplinarian Colin Campbell has thrown the book at Flyers thug Steve Downie for this hit on the Ottawa Senators’ Dean McAmmond this week. Downie was handed a stiff 20-game suspension today – the same punishment Todd Bertuzzi got for sucker-punching Steve Moore from behind a few years ago.

Apparently the league has changed its policy regarding hits to the head, and all teams were informed of the new parameters at the start of training camp.

Eric Duhatschek writes in this Globe and Mail article that the NHL got it right for once. We agree. Maybe someone won’t have to die after all for the NHL to get the message and finally do something about headhunting.

Steve Downie = Crap with feet

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007