Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley is starring in a Web-based reality show, The Cooley Zone. This episode/trailer/pilot opens with a boudoir shot of his super-hot wife (well, he’s in it too, but we’ll just pretend he’s not). So it’s already better than any other fucking reality show out there. (What? You don’t think so? Eh? Why don’t you go dance with some stars, Twinkletoes? Maybe catch the most explosive rose ceremony ever?)

I especially like the whiny, freeloading brother. “Chris’s house is, like 39,000 square feet, and he gives us 200 in the basement.” Awww. Poor you.

Cooley is already a favourite with us Internet types, mostly for his frank, outspoken blog. He comes across as a regular dude who knows how lucky he is and how good he has it, and really loves his life. Kind of like the NFL’s answer to official False Gods man-crush Alex Ovechkin.

- The Sieve