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Would it kill these guys to hang on to a goddamn lead?

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

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(Photo courtesy canucks.com)

The Vancouver Canucks continued their masterwork in choke artistry Tuesday night, blowing a 2-0 lead to the Colorado Avalanche en route to a 4-2 loss. This was the third time in a week the Canucks snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, having coughed up leads to the Avs last Wednesday and to Calgary the night before that.

Add to this that the fucking St. Louis Blues blew their 3-0 lead to lose 4-3 against Nashville in overtime, and the Canucks are out of the playoffs.

Nashville has two games remaining against St. Louis and Chicago. The Canucks play Edmonton and Calgary. Our only hope is that the Blues and Blackhawks have all Nashville’s “easy schedule” press clippings posted on their dressing room walls, and they use them to get fired up and beat the Predators. Even if Vancouver wins both games, unless Nashville loses at least one, or Calgary loses both of their remaining games, they’re finished.

It’s safe to say the situation is dire. But does it really matter? Even if the Canucks get into the playoffs, what are the chances they’ll make it past anyone, let alone Detroit, which would likely be their first-round matchup? The Coach and I were talking via the mobile telephony device the other day, and he said that maybe missing the playoffs is the best thing that could happen to this team.

I think there’s merit to this controversial view. Missing the playoffs would shatter the illusion that this team does anything but rely on Roberto Luongo night in and night out, and put a lot more pressure on GM Dave Nonis to make some significant changes in the off-season. Let’s face it: aside from the brilliant Luongo trade and signing Willie Mitchell, Nonis has done nothing to improve this roster. All of his other signings/acquisitions have consisted of trading one interchangeable spare part for another.

Last season, the Canucks won the division and made it into the secound round of the playoffs largely on the jaw-dropping, superhuman brilliance of Roberto Luongo’s goaltending. This season, he’s been merely excellent. (People who say Luongo is to blame for the Canucks’ troubles are fucking idiots. Without him, the Canucks would be competing with L.A. for the title of worst team in the league instead of fighting for a playoff spot.)

Luongo’s being merely excellent hasn’t been enough to plaster over the team’s glaring deficiencies up front. The Sedin twins, while
fun to watch for their otherworldly telepathic connection on the ice, are not enough to build a franchise around. Markus Naslund and Brendan Morrison, both instrumental in the high-scoring, free-wheeling days of the Marc Crawford era, are in the final years of their contracts and hampered by Alain Vigneault’s stifling, defence-first coaching system.

It’s pointless to start picking apart AV’s coaching style this late in the season, and we’ve carped on about it before, so we’ll leave it at that. Until now, Vigneault and Nonis have been able to hide behind Luongo’s goaltending. But when that isn’t enough anymore, maybe we’ll start to see the changes this club needs in order to succeed. It seems clear that isn’t going to happen with the present lineup. So missing the playoffs might not be the worst thing that could happen.

- The Sieve

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Who was that guy in net?

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

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(AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)

First of all, I hope you all appreciate the effort it took not to go with the lame “who was that masked man?” joke in the headline, as I’m sure several newspapers will have done.

Now, some random thoughts on the Vancouver Canucks’ 2-1 overtime victory over the L.A. Kings last night:

  • Seriously, raise your hand if you thought Dan Cloutier was going to put on a goaltending show against his former team. Is your hand up? Because you look like an idiot, sitting there all by yourself with your hand up. But hey, at least you were right. Plagued by injury and languishing on a shitty, shitty team, Cloutier’s only played in 44 games since the 200-2005 lockout, posting a less-than-stellar 3.25 goals-against average and 0.870 save percentage. He was regularly booed at home and was eventually sent to L.A.’s farm club in Manchester for a 145-game stint before being called back up.

    Improbably, Cloutier stopped the first 33 shots he faced Monday en route to a 38-save performance, stone-walling Markus Naslund twice in the first period and stopping numerous other point-blank opportunities, including the poke on Henrik Sedin pictured above.

  • Cloutier’s one flaw last night was his usual Achilles heel: big, fat rebounds. Juicy like Kim Kardashian’s ass. Lots of them. I’m not sure why Sportsnet colour commenter John Garrett was so surprised by this; he mentioned it numerous times, chalking it up to Cloutier not having played an NHL game in a while and being rusty. Dude, Cloutier’s career has been defined by rebounds. He’s known all over the league for it. Sports radio hosts hack on him mercilessly for it. And it’s news to you? See here for further proof.
  • Nice to see Brendan Morrison back, though I’m a little worried the best canucks.com could find to say was that he “didn’t look out of place.” Hardly heralding cavalry for the goal-starved offence.
  • I was discussing Ryan Kesler’s impressive season with a buddy the other day. My buddy said Kesler reminded him of a young Trevor Linden. I said, “yeah, but if only he could score like Linden used to.” And then Kesler goes and chips in the Canucks only two goals. Obviously, I’ve been granted the power to make wishes come true. What’s next? Well, let’s just say I won’t need the white van and the chloroform any more.
  • Here’s a scenario. Your two best players are mired in a brutal slump. They’re not scoring, they’re regularly taking stupid penalties, they look lost. You’re in the third period, down 1-0 to the worst team in the league, and in danger of being swept in the season series with that team. Do you start double-shifting those two players? No. For all of Alain Vigneault’s talk about accountability and not playing favourites, I think maybe it’s time for the brothers Sedin to sit in the press box for a game or two.

Aaaaand that’s enough griping. Look at me, eh. Last week, I was convinced the Canucks weren’t going to make the playoffs. Then they rattle off three straight wins, in convincing fashion, and I’m still moaning and belly-aching.

- The Sieve

Training Camp Tidbits; Random Snarks

Monday, September 17th, 2007

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How important is goaltender Roberto Luongo to the Canucks? Media and fans across the province were reaching for the smelling salts after both Jeff Cowan and Trevor Linden bowled over last year’s Vezina, Pearson and Hart trophy candidate in training camp scrimmages. Luongo was unhurt (of course).
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Bertuzzi to Florida

Friday, June 23rd, 2006

Oh Lordy, Lordy. Nonis finally pulls his thumb out and makes the much anticipated trade. In case you live in a hole, Vancouver Canucks GM Dave Nonis unloaded Todd Bertuzzi, Bryan Allen and Alex Auld to the Florida Panthers for Roberto Luongo and defenceman Lukas Krajicek plus a 6th round kick at the Alpo. (more…)