In what is starting to become a disturbing trend, Serbian tennis pro, Novak Djokovic, is parlaying his sport conquests into a league he has no business being in. I’m talking about his apparent relationship with Paraguayan hottie, Leryn Franco. You might remember her from the Beijing Olympics where she failed to qualify for the javelin finals, but managed to arouse quite a bit of attention. (Insert adolescent javelin wise-crack here.)

If you’re keeping score at home, what this amounts to is this:

… is tapping this…

… and this…

… oh and this…

… tap, tap…

… yes, I know… even in spandex…

If you’re still wondering what the point of this post is (other than a shameless attempt at generating more traffic to our silly little neglected blog), it’s simply LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS, AND GET TO YOUR TENNIS LESSON, JUNIOR!

- Coach Mitch Mitchel