The False Gods laboratories have been conducting vigorous inquisition and our latest conclusions are no less baffling than our initial enquiry: What has gotten into Michael Vick? (more…)
Archive for November, 2006
All in the family
Tuesday, November 28th, 2006Remember the Titans
Sunday, November 26th, 2006Well I sure didn’t. You’d think I’d have learned my lesson from week 5 when Indianapolis was unable to cover. And then again in week 6 versus Washington. Hell, the Titans are a force when it comes to my betting against them. (more…)
B-Mo takes it to the bank! Ha-Ha-Hasek!
Thursday, November 23rd, 2006
Get it? B-Mo? Bank? Yeah. Anyway, Brendan Morrison, the Canucks’ all-time leading overtime scorer pulled one out again last night as the Canucks rallied for a win in Detroit. My favourite moment? When Ryan Kesler was mixing it up with a Wing on the boards and some butterball of a fan was standing up, vigorously flipping him the bird. You go, Hockeytown.
My second favourite moment? When Hasek tripped over himself in the third period, leaving a wide open net for Morrison’s first goal.
Not much to say, other than that. I’m a little lazy on the Breakfast Sandwich Breakdown today, owing to a late night caused by drowning my sorrows after getting righteously thumped in the beer leagues. Well played, boys.
Stunt Doubles
Friday, November 17th, 2006There has been an on going dicussion of celebrity look alikes at FG offices lately. It all started with comparisons made about The Sieve and Peter Krause from Six Feet Under, and more importantly, Sports Night. Unfortunately, we can’t show the faithfull a pic of the Sieve as this would make Crime Stoppers work far too easy.
What I can you show you is something I find truly disturbing. I mean, come on, isn’t this the same guy? Patrick Roy (retired Colorado goalie) and Josh Homme (singer/guitarist from Queens Of The Stone Age). Freaky, man!
Cheater, cheater, pumpkin-eater!
Wednesday, November 15th, 2006
I really don’t understand how Dominik Hasek gets away with the shit he gets away with. I suppose he’s not technically “cheating” when he dives and throws his stick and plays the puck with his hands, but I think the spirit of the rules, if not the letter, sure says he is. Guy belongs on a fucking soccer pitch, not a sheet of ice. (more…)
Matt Cooke wakes sleeping Iginla?
Monday, November 13th, 2006I didn’t get to see the game on Saturday, but my brother-in-law tells me the Canucks would have wiped the ice with the Flames – and he’s a Flames fan – if Matt Cooke hadn’t flattened Jarome Iginla and then refused to fight him. Apparently, this so incensed Iginla that he went on to pull his usual routine of being some kind of fucking super-hero who can carry the whole fucking sucky team on his back. Argh!! Curse you, Iginla! Damn your creased forehead to hell! (more…)
Cultural learnings, indeed
Monday, November 13th, 2006Totally not sports-related, but what’s with these idiots who were duped into appearing in Borat and are now crying about it because they made asses of themselves?
I’m sorry, but if you’re going to make comments/act like that with the cameras rolling, you deserve whatever humiliation comes your way.
Now, back to moping about the goddamn Canucks.
- The Sieve
Well, that was an ass-kicking, wasn’t it?
Friday, November 10th, 2006I guess Thursday night’s 6-0 trouncing of the Canucks by the record-breaking Anaheim Ducks wasn’t much of a surprise, but it is alarming how easily Vancouver rolled over. (I bet Brian Burke is sleeping really well these days.)
