Garthy the Snowman
Was a goalie, don’t you know
Between the pipes, he was well known
To rarely steal the show

Garthy the Snowman
Is a fairytale they say
He played in net
But who’d have bet
That he’d be GM one day

There must have been some magic
In the New York goalie’s skates
No sooner retired, Neil Smith was fired
And Garthy took his place

Garthy the Snowman
Was as proud as he could be
And Charles Wang did say
He could laugh and stay
Just as long as I get my way

Garthy the Snowman
He went the college route
He never played Junior
But Wang didn’t either
That’s not what owning a team’s about

… you know, I liked Garth Snow better when he was a country music singer.